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Lard'o'meter is a version of Fat Calculator that I've localised into Lancashire dialect. True to its roots, it takes a rather robust attitude when describing your fat percentage. If you liked to be shocked into dieting by software that says "Tha needs ta get raund weight watchers, tha gurt tub o' lard" then this is the version for you. Click here for a screenshot.

Download Lard'o'meter here.